Welcome to pluckedfromobscurity.com!
Hi, I’m Corri Lade co-founder of Plucked from Obscurity Productions and welcome to pluckedfromobscurity.com the revolutionary new site designed to fit the comedic needs of the modern man. As you can tell this site was created by a team of experts specializing in comedic and funny-like strategy and web-design working round the clock, we would not entrust such an important undertaking to a couple of college students to complete in their spare time.
We here at Plucked from Obscurity Productions would like to thank you, the viewer, for your time, or at least that your boredom is great enough that you have nothing better to do than to wander aimlessly around our site for hours. In fact if you’re reading this you probably were just so bored out of your mind you had to look at something other than the walls of the room in which you are sitting in to keep your sanity intact. But I’m just going to ignore that fact and pretend that all the millions who are going to be visiting our site are well-paid professionals coming here on excellent recommendations from their squash partner. My affiliates and I are overflowing with that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you look at a basket full of kittens due to the fact that our website is finally up and running.
Feel free to explore, check out the millions of free music downloads and the raffle page, where I believe our prize of the day is a brand-new minivan full of state-of-the-art camping equipment and a new dinette set… oh wait that’s not our site, I must be confusing it with something else… possibly the game show I watched last night… oh well. Anyway enjoy the site, don’t go too crazy on the waterslides, and if you are pregnant orhave a heart condition it is advised that you stay away from the high voltage located near the upper right hand corner of some of the pages.