All Things KERNL
The Following is a Paid Advertisement: Part I
I heard about a robot. A robot that changed my life.
The Following is a Paid Advertisement: Part II
Thank you non-threatening corporate giant Layd Industries, the KERNL really works.
The Following is a Paid Advertisement: Part III
Not the screaming of being murdered, the screaming of being the happy of the being joy.

Deleted Scenes and Outtakes
Because it makes you feel better when other people screw up. Plus, it’s sort of funny.

KERNL Goes to the Moon
See the beloved children’s book that originally inspired The Following Is a Paid Advertisement.

Useless Tidbits of Trivial Information
Watching one’s first video project : watching a family video of yourself being potty-trained : : you reading our behind-the-scenes trivia : hopefully enjoying yourself in a sick and twisted sort of way.

Where Are They Now?
Time is like the uncle that always came late to family dinners and left early, but not before aging everyone unceremoniously and putting them in awkward situations. See how he treated the people involved in The Following is a Paid Advertisement.

Lloyd Bremmer’s Continuing Correspondence
Lloyd Bremmer has been widely discussed around many campfires and is a popular fillibuster subject. Here’s yet some more dirt we dug up on him (it’s really not that hard).




